today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Hello cutie pie!
"We aren’t keeping the triceratops."
"I let you keep Rory!"
for how many years do you think would dean hum the ghostbusters theme every time john found a spirit hunt
and sit in the back and whisper “hey. hey, dad. are you afraid of ghosts?”
and john would roll his eyes in the mirror but give in and mutter “i ain’t afraid of no ghosts” and dean would laugh until he woke up sam
i’m actually crying that’s so sweet
I just love how John’s like, haha wasn’t that-OOOOH MY GOD.
The faint at the end gets me EVERY TIME. Hahahahahaha.
I’d faint too
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
*makes spongebob references during sex*
You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
we just need to plug up all these holes
are you feeling it now mr.krabs
do you want it to hurt
FIRMLY GRASP IT
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
did you make your dad proud when you said “same” on that post